tsunami relief effort
Mood:  caffeinated
Tsunami relief effort.
4/19/05

The tsunami was a great disaster and the loss of life was monumental but we are focusing our efforts in the wrong area. The indigenous people of that region need to realize that typhoons, hurricanes, floods and Tsunamis will not go away. They need to address the situation by moving to higher ground. If you village floods on a regular basis its time to pack up your tin shed and move out. We went through the same problem with the desert dwellers of Ethiopia. The media sunk their ravenous teeth into their “plight”. Thousands starving Ethiopians lying in the sand covered with flies. Tear filled pleas for monetary support from all the standard bleeding heart Hollywood types. That pig Sally Struthers begging for help. She’s lucky they didn’t stick an apple in her mouth and a pole up her ass and have a celebrity pig roast.. The call went out, send money; we need money to feed these people. Money was sent and the rulers of their corrupt government kept it for themselves and the people continued to starve. To solve the problem all they needed to do was MOVE.

I live in a small town and one day Old Man Mulligan announced he was retiring and closing his corner store. Did I panic? Did I starve? No, I got in my fucking car and found another store. They need to do the same. Pack their shit up on their yak, camel, horse or whatever beast of burden they have. Hell, they could walk for all intents and purpose. What else are they going to do? Get up and go find some food you fucking imbeciles. All the money in the world won’t make crops grow in that god forsaken shit hole.

Now back to these Sir Lakens. If you want to do something that will be truly helpful to their survival, then teach them. Teach them to swim. Several hundred thousand people lost their lives all of them to drowning. Not one of those bastards knew how to swim. The ocean came crashing in and swept them out... all they had to do to survive was swim back to shore.

Sound too simple? But when you look around no animals died, Why? Animals are natural swimmers. They were in the same wave as the people the only difference was they swam back to HIGHER GROUND. Don’t send supplies, our clothing or food or money. Send them swim instructors. Nothing special, the doggie paddle will work in a pinch.

If you need another reason not to send money how’s this. The head of the United Nations, Kofi what’s his face, has appointed former president Bill Clinton as the Special Envoy to watch over the funds being donated. Does anyone remember White Water..... The largest collapse of Savings& Loan institutions ever. Our buddy Bill was the watchdog over how they operated too. I’d feel better letting him watch over the U.N. interns than I would giving him the keys to the vault. So tear up your check and call the Red Cross. Tell those lazy sons o bitches to do their job and teach these pricks to swim.






"tripod"

Cleaning out God's closet
Mood:  caffeinated
I must admit that I am completely at a loss for words when it comes to all the hoopla surrounding the death of Pope John and the selection of his replacement Pope Benedict. I was raised Catholic but have since parted from the church and the hype that surrounds it. I wat5ched in amazement as thousand, perhaps millions of “sane” people flocked to the Vatican City to pay their respects to a man that they never meet, at least in person. The display of despair and grief was unbelievable.

I watched as the pundits discussed, and guessed and tried to predict who the new Pope would be. Scores of everyday people were interviewed and asked what were they hoping for in the new Pontiff? Did they want a more liberal and modern thinking pope or would they prefer one who stuck to the stick writings of the Bible.

Many of them or at least my take on it was they wanted a Pope that stood for true family values and a proper church. However, they were looking for him to be more accepting of the less die hard Catholics. Whoever they may be.

I watched one interview and I am sad to say I did not watch the beginning close enough to get the man's name but he was dressed in the standard black outfit with white collar. He was making a statement that seemed to upset great many of the listeners in the audience. If you believe in God but want to have abortion rights and gay marriages you are in the wrong church!

People were going crazy, but why? The Catholics have never been known as very forgiving people; they are not even considered much fun to be around. All that praying and confessing and repenting. Who needs a God that is petty and malicious? Why try to change an organization to meet your beliefs. They believe what they believe.... if you don’t agree don’t join. How fucking simple can it get.

Find a church an organization a cult that likes the same things you do. Work with them Hell start your own religion. I never got the whole concept of dressing up driving down to a dressed up warehouse to spend several hours standing, kneeling, sitting, standing and singing. What are you trying to accomplish or prove?

If you want to show praise pray to him on your own. Put an altar in you house or yard. What to spread his word, go volunteer to help those in need. I have always found that those who BELIEVE in god the most, the ones who MUST try to convert you to their belief system are usually the ones who are hiding the most. The ones with the deepest darkest secrets.

How can you tell me there is a GOD and that he will provide for those who provide for themselves. There are too many of us. How else to explain the current exposure of the Priest scandal. These sick pricks have been victimizing children for decades, probably for hundreds of years.

It is only recently that some kids come forward and yet the church continues to hold a blind eye to it. That makes them as guilty as the molester himself. An accessory after the fact. How do you rationalize have a Priest suck your kids dick, stuff his cock in the boys tight ass, repeatedly rape a youngster!!! Tell me! How is that part of gods plan?

The young child is being tested...Tested for what a snuff film. The priest goes unchallenged, unpunished. Oh, wait, you probably think that God will unleash his wrath onto the molester once they are dead.....WRONG..... Your precious bible states tat God will forgive all yee who accept him into their hearts or some shit like that.... The layman’s definition....Fuck all the little boys you want as long as you tell God you are sorry and want to repent in the end...... You want to accept God into your heart.. Then it should be in the form of a crucifix rammed up you ass father.

We need to wake up, stop turning a blind eye to the situation. It is a hard bitter pill to swallow. That perhaps this big bad all knowing boogieman in the sky doesn’t really exist. Think of it this way. If firemen (sorry guys, you came to mind first) had been systematically pounding kids in the ass and hiding it we would have a Federal Grand jury investigation, the guilty and accountable parties would be brought to justice an someone would be placed in charge of watching these ass-slammers.

But since it is the CHURCH, separation of church and state you know... got to keep everyone on the up & up... Don’t want a scandal to get everyone hair up. Look at cigarettes. Ok, 100 years ago we were not sure if tobacco was bad for you... today we know... for the past 40 years we have known..... No one is Forced to smoke (unlike the forcing of a priest cock in your mouth) yet we still allow people to sue the Big Bad Tobacco companies for damage... For misleading us into believing it was safe to smoke.....listen to what I say. (misleading us into believing it was safe)

The church tells you to believe in God he will provide, confess to the priest he will guide...At no time did anyone mention Hey, there is a possibility that when left alone with one of these god fearing muther-fuckers he might pound your ass of make you take the body of Christ in your mouth!!!! It isn’t in the bible, or the songbooks, or the pamphlets they had out...Not one warning that you Ass may be in real and emanate danger.

So I say we spend less time worrying about who the new head liar is going to be and more time flushing out the pedophiles. Hey, they had the crusades and the witch-hunts, the Spanish inquisition.... The church has shown a great track record in fucking with people to get to the truth and the word of god. Let’s use their expertise on them... Drag out these miserable little cocksuckers, hold them out to the public, extract justice and send them on the way to god for their final judgement.

If you think the church won’t co-operate, freeze their assets...I guarantee you will have their undivided attention is you separate them from the collection box. We ant, names, dates, places, times and we wan the guilt presented to us. Its time to clean out the closets at gods house.
"Tripod"